Sunday, December 4, 2011

Monkey

Try eating a juicy pear without a napkin in a tree... then tell me evolution didn't happen!?

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Keds and Cardigans


As I was lacing up my Keds this morning, which surprisingly enough took place right after I put on my cardigan... I realized something... Mr Rogers was a pioneer and way ahead of his time... if only mine was zip up with cable knitting.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

8 glasses of water a day

So to be healthy they say you should drink 8 glasses of water a day. This is great, however you end up breaking the seal around 9:30 or 10... then boom, you're literally in the bathroom every hour for the rest of the day. My productivity decreased greatly the day I started to be healthy...

Saturday, March 19, 2011

Homeless People

I gave a man some change yesterday he said, "Thanks brother man... Happy Birthday." Ha... Gotta love em.

I also feel that all the homeless people should get together and celebrate every April 1st because they made it through another winter!  God bless em, and for any out there, I have great advice... Walk South!

Saturday morning


Saturday mornings have always been great. First it was Saturday morning cartoon's, then no class on Saturday's - then this morning I woke up and took the longest pee of my life followed by the best most perfect sounding behdit*. I'm being serious, this sound should have been recorded and put into movies! However, this is not what made this morning so memorable... I came back from the bathroom to snuggle up next to my future wife - she rolled over and fit perfectly in between my chin and shoulder... Saturday mornings - I tell ya what, nothing to do but relax and enjoy the moment...

Life is Awesome

I'm 25, living in Chicago, engaged to the girl of my dreams, working at my dream job, and it just became spring...  Life is Awesome.